Shoppingagent

I'm so happy 

having some positive reactions 

from my service policy

free fee.

I sometimes hear about my rivals stories,

but they all so stupid and funny.

have heard about  "Akibado" yesterday.

http://www.akibado.com/

yes,the site looks great

kind of typical.

but the customer keeps waiting for their answer for one year.

hahahahaha!!

should be bombed.

daft arses.

I'm gona kick their arses so soon.

My customer gave me her arts.

have already put one of them to the top of this site because

I was too happy.

I took a poll,and

the result ovb said

I should start free fee service ASAP.

so I do.

It goes like this,

I usually charge 200JPY per order

but if you post about my service in 2 places ig LJ,Facebook,etc

and give me the URLs

will give you back 200JPY.

If you give me one URL,

I will give you 100JPY.

posts can be anything.

just simply write some comment about this service

and add my URL.

That works much much much much better than I do myself. 

hahahahaha

hope you like it.

Thanks!!

According to Walmart,customer is the god.

so please make me more wise,gods and goddess.lool

thing is

I don't want to do 20th centry ish business.

20th century ish business is like

I stand in this side,and you customers stand over there,

and I "feed" you for money.

like walmart.

That time has ended in my definition.

I would like to do it more like "wiki ish" way.

I mean,

I know my order file is pretty complicated to handle for some of my customers,

but seems nothing for other group of my customers.

I wish I had a place to let them exchange info by each other.

same,product info,concert info etc..

or also

some of my customers / friends are actually putting my ads around like on LJ

being given bribes.

guess I could ask some of my customers to work like our sales team.

It's just posting around,no risk,almost no time consumed.

This is what I call wiki ish.

A friend of mine suggested me to open a myspace page or facebook fan page.

I'm aware that some of other similar services try to have their own,

but it seems not so successful yet.

maybe they are still in 20th century.

I dunno.

dunno what to do.

I know where I wana go but dunno how to get there.

Taxi!!

I would like to know which website I should put my "branch"

and how to manage.

should it be a forum? myspace page?

or is there other way?

I'd appreciate you so much

if you ever give me some shits.

Best regards,

CEO

I need your help dear my clever customers.

I need your help dear my not-so-clever friends! loool

well,thing is one of my customer's friends asked me to buy a thing

through her friend = my old customer.

she wanted a bonus present rather than the items themselves.

but the shop didn't send me the bonus present saying some stupid excuse.

then she got mad.  She 's claiming canceling,

but the shop doesn't accept any canceling,

and obviously I don't need the stuff  for my private life. lol

Do I have any way to go??

keep feeling some old food remains in my mouth.

yuck.

of course I brush my teeth

sometimes.

anyway,I kept feeling like 

I should have made more profit than actual

all the time.

and I figured it out.

paypal charged me more than I thought.

I asked them,and Miss "Nana" thankfully took piss out of me.

Here is the quote

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お問い合わせの受領の手数料の件につきまして、ご回答させていただきます。

お持ちのアカウントはプレミアアカウントでございます。海外よりの送金を受け取る際に、手数料は送金額の3.9％＋40円（0.3米ドル）になります。ご

確認のほどお願い申し上げます。

今後、より一層、お客様がご利用しやすいシステムを作る所存でございますので、今後ともよろしくお願い申し上げます。

もし、ほかにご質問がございましたら、お申し付けくださいますよう、お願い申し上げます。

Yours sincerely,

Nana

PayPal Global Services

PayPal, an eBay Company

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Good Japanese,but they charge me 40JPY + 3.9% of all anyways.

buggers.

I have to get it included into Int shipping cost.

I really am sorry,all my precious customers.

am now checking out some other ways to transfer money,ig google payment.etc

If you have any idea,please post on "Customer feedback" page.

will follow that as always.

Thank you very much.

PS,I 'll call myself CEO because that's funny.loool

getting to Tokyo dome right now.

buying Kat-tun concert goods there.

there are 2 gates,one opens at 8am and the other one is 9am.

yesterday I was so dead,but slept too much already. hahaha

when I woke up,my poor shirts got totally soaked up in a rain outside.lol

trying to get the 9am one right now.

Right next to Tokyo dome,there is my mom family grave.

It looks like a 24 floors skyscraper. hah

You're to insert your ID card on the ground floor and 

your relevant bone case comes out from the little door over the counter.

You can even choose your favirite BGM like itunes.

crying,dancing,smiling,singing,it's all free. 

You can even take out from the posh tokyo dome hotel.

It's supposed to be a temple,but above 20th floor,

it just looks like a hotel. I love the shower room in suite.

The owner = monk of the temple is such a business arse.

I don't hate him.

Future is there. haha

such a techy grave.

should be named i temple or something.

wish my bone case would be marked HP. sexy.

I really need some more time 

to do my stuff. haha

same old complain though.

Maybe if I've got enough time,

I'd be just drawn in alcohol and

sleep on the carpet.

sleeping on the carpet now sounds like heaven actually.

Morning sunshine shines on the ticks on my carpet.

It's getting HOT in Japan.

Japanese nightmerish summer is comming. lol

One of my great customers kindly sent me

some pics from Indonesia.

One of the countries I would difinitely like to go.

and also South africa.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=a2771f68c9&view=att&th=12138dfee102e1b1&disp=imgs 

read an article.

the google's product manager,I forgot her name,,,just remember she is pretty..

looks like a typical southern girl in america,

anyway,she said, (not really sure about specific figures,sorry. please take the context. )

once google showed only 10 search results in the first page.

so they improved it to show 30search results.

but users decreased by 30 % for some reason.

and they figured out,that was because of 0.5seconds of delay to show 30 search results.

only the delay of 0.5sec caused 30% of  lost of their chance.

it made them decided to develop the fastest web browser,Google chrome after all.

whatever they think about google chrome,(maybe I'm actually the first Japanese chrome user

lol ,and firefox + tracemonkey is faster then chrome,yes.)

guess it shows some truth.

I'm trying to respond to my customers as quick as possible.

am thinking of employing people to process customer's contacts

from everywhere in the world,and let them work at their bed room. from their lap top.

It should be possible.

That would be faster and more flexible than investing mint of money

into one huge customer support centre and let them just keep babbling.

I always have nightmerish experience with paypal or dell when I call them.

I don't believe in individual's ability.

in this way,I'm totally against the samurai lord.

but I believe in system as a network.

one bee has got only 2cc of brain,but

they work as an intellectual "creature".

want to set up a networky model of an organization.

Weirdly,I have seldom gone out of Japan. haha

so funny I sell stuff to everywhere else out of Japan now.

I only visited Guam,and New zealand.

but Guam is almost Japan,

and New zealand was a homestay,but host family still hasn't even replied to

my letter!!

It's been 10 years!!!!

I hate you,New zealanders. hahahaha j/k.

anyway,I really need more customers..

test